Pseudocoded

# if you're desparate
find /

# female only
find / -type f

# let's stay local
find /USA -type f

# make sure to stay out of jail
find /USA -type f -ctime +6570

# only someone who's looking
find /USA -type f -ctime +6570 -perm -a=r

# and maybe a little desperate
find /USA -type f -ctime +6570 -perm -a=r -atime +30

# but doesn't look like kate moss
find /USA -type f -ctime +6570 -perm -a=r -atime +30 \
    -size +100M

# or rosie
find /USA -type f -ctime +6570 -perm -a=r -atime +30 \
    -size +100M -size -180M

# and with a little love inside
find /USA -type f -ctime +6570 -perm -a=r -atime +30 \
    -size +120M -size -180M -exec grep -li "love" {} \;